Question:
Do u no ne gud quotes?
Destiney
2008-06-27 10:39:08 UTC
i am obbssed with quotes i have a binder filled with about 40p of them. But i was just wonderin if u had ne good ones?
some of my fav. r
Dont knock on deathes door ring the doorbell and run! he hates that.

Dude we are so badass, its insane!

im the aurthor of my life unfortunablt im writing in PEN & cant erase my mistakes.

PARENTAL ADVISORY
i say f*ck a lot

FLowers $20
Dinner $70
Movies $25
Drinks $30
Hotel $115
The look on his face when you tell him your on your period...
PRICELESS.
Eight answers:
SiD_dAtZ_mE
2008-06-28 09:45:01 UTC
these quotes im giving u are actually made by me,xcept da 1st one i edited that 1 >.>



~"When your love leaves you, it doesnt mean they dont love you, that is because when your away from your love, you become more close to them"~Edited by me(Sidharth)



~"In life you have to wander around..and when you're done, you need to find your way back"~Sidharth(me)



~"love is a disease with no cure, and even if there was one, you wouldn't want it"...Sidharth(me)



~"love is hidden in the smile of your love. the lips of your love, eyes of your love, and most importantly in the heart of your love"...Sidharth(me)



~"love..what is it?

love is nothing without your heart...

without your kisses... your hugs... without your smile..and above all without YOU...love is nothing..except a 4 lettered word.."...Sidharth(me)
hickcrazy1
2008-06-27 18:02:14 UTC
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His idea of oral sex is talking about himself"--Lin Field



"The only thing wrong with oral sex is the view."--John Gregory Dunne



"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."



"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, let's all get wasted and have the time of our life."



"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.



A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.



"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer



If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough



I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.



Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.



life's Tough, get a helmet!



Constipated People Don't Give A crap.



The Earth Is Full - Go Home.



So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.



Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.



Illiterate? Write For Help



Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.



You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!



Fight Crime: Shoot Back!



Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.



Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.



Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.



GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE.



All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.



"my love for you is like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."



"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

- W.C. Fields.

My all time favorite is: If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?



Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.



War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.



It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.



. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness



My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?



A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...



You can't be late if you don't show up.



Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway



Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.





books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke



Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.



If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.



. You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.



Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.



. life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while



Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.



It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.



You never learn anything by doing it right.



. I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.

.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.



The shortest distance between two points is under construction.



A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.



Every rule has an exception. Especially this

* one.





Pretending to be someone you're

not is a waste of the person you are
zinnprojectbig
2008-06-27 18:26:05 UTC
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day...teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day" (not mine, wish it were)



"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain" Friedrich Von Schiller



and the downhome American version:

"You can't fix stupid"

Ron White



If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.



The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.





It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.



In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.



If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.



Hell is other people.
Gemini
2008-06-27 18:09:01 UTC
"Here's your hat what's your hurry"?

"When life hands you lemons you make lemonade."

No shoes

No shirt

No money

No service

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen".

"What goes up must come down".

People make mistakes... that's why erasers were invented.

"If at first you don't succeed....go to sleep".

When in doubt... flip a coin.
2008-06-27 17:43:32 UTC
funi lol. I like quotes as well, depends wat kind ur lukin 4. more info? OK editin me answer now, heres most of my favs so far:



Love is like maths, a simple concept but it can get complicated.



You can't have everything...where would you put it.



If the shoe fits...buy it in every colour



Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.



Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls



Its better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what your not.



I used to be indecisive, now i'm not so sure...



A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.



Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.



To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.



“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”



All you need is love.



“You know you’re in love when you take the longer way to class even if it means going up two extra stair cases just to see his face.”



You can either agree with me...or be wrong



I'm never late, everybody else is just early



All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!



A friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same.



True love stories never have endings.



A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring.



It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.



Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.



"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends"



"A friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out"



I get by with a little help from my friends.



Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is figuring out the reason.



To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.



If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken by words unspoken.



Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.



Its nice to be important, but its important to be nice!lol.



"I'm trying very hard not to cry over you, because every tear is just another reminder that I don't know how to let you go



Just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean she doesn't fall asleep crying and even though she acts like nothings wrong, maybe just maybe...she's really good at lying."



I cry because I know he doesn't feel the way I do. I cry because I think of how pathetic I am, and I cry because I think I'll be crying forever



There are 2 tragedies in life, one is to gain your heart's desire, the other is to lose it."



“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”



"I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind



"We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does not care at all"



"Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all."



"I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you



Once again, I find myself trying to be okay with the fact that we're just friends, but then you grab my hand and then, well, I'm not okay, I'm floating... "



"If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough



"If I could be anyone at this moment, I'd be her so you'd love me too."



"Should I smile because he's my friend, or cry because that's all he is?"



"he doesnt realise that my friends are sick of hearing 'his' name."



"Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.”



"A true friend is someone who knows there's something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face."



“Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer”



Wherever u may.... e it is your friends who make your world.



I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry



whoa dats alot lol, hope u like at least some of them. =)
GOGO
2008-06-27 17:58:00 UTC
Its not a crime to get knocked down...Its a crime to stay down



Give someone a fish,feed them for a day...teach them to fish, feed them forever
SAIKANTA
2008-06-28 08:30:05 UTC
HELP EVER, HURT NEVER.

LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL.

HANDS THAT HELP ARE HOLIER THAN LIPS THAT PRAY.

END OF EDUCATION IS CHARACTER.

A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED.
IT'S ME AGAIN
2008-06-27 18:39:02 UTC
i like this quote, you're spelling sucks


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