anonymous
2008-10-10 08:59:54 UTC
Some of the best quotes of Ralph...
#Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
#Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens
#Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
#Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
#Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
#Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
#Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
#Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning
#Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son.
#Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
#(Bart hits Ralph in the head)
Ralph- (Money falls out of his nose) There's my milk money, (Milk falls out of his nose) and there's my milk.
# (Rolling Fruit Competition in the bus)
Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!
#Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Ms. Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover