Some people grumble because roses have thorns; I am thankful that the thorns have roses.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands-and then eat just one of the pieces." - Judith Voirst
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.
He who is wrapped up in himself makes a mighty small package.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away-and barefoot. - Sarah Jackson
Just because today is a horrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, you're right!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Globol
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit - R.E. Shay
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. -- Langston Hughes
We were given: Two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else -- for us to find.