Question:
i need help... wat r sum good quotes ?
2007-11-22 07:29:33 UTC
i hav used this one once but i need new 1s

- luv 2 sum is the best thing in thier lyf....but 2 me its jus hard find these days

i need sum more lyk this
thnxs nd happy thnxgiving! =]
Eight answers:
Hershey_Kiss
2007-11-22 08:19:24 UTC
Love Can Sometimes Lead to Heartbreak

When you are deeply in love, heartbreak can be traumatic. If you are going through a period of heartbreak, you must accept the fact that life goes on and so must you. Face those feelings of rejection and anger by acknowledging them, dealing with them, and then achieving closure. The most important thing is to get in touch with reality. Here are some thought-provoking heartbreak love quotes. These heartbreak love quotes show you the road to recovery and make it a lot less bumpy.

Kahlil Gibran

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.



Charles Dickens, Barnaby Rudge

How many young men, in all previous times of unprecedented steadiness, had turned suddenly wild and wicked for the same reason, and, in an ecstasy of unrequited love, taken to wrench off door-knockers, and invert the boxes of rheumatic watchmen!



James Baldwin

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.



Oscar Wilde

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.



Emily Dickinson

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.



Samuel Johnson

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.



Jane Austen

One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it unless it has all been suffering, nothing but suffering.



George Eliot

But that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.



John Donne

To be no part of anybody is to be nothing.



Hans Margolius: Cute Love Quotes

One man all by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world.

Sophocles: Cute Love Quotes

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; That word is love.



Andre Gide: Cute Love Quotes

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason.



Leo Buscaglia: Cute Love Quotes

Only when we give joyfully, without hesitation or thought of gain, can we truly know what love means.



Malcolm S. Forbes: Cute Love Quotes

Presence is more than just being there.



Zig Ziglar: Cute Love Quotes

Put all excuses aside and remember this: YOU are capable.



Leo Buscaglia: Cute Love Quotes

Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating!



Anonymous: Cute Love Quotes

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.



Mother Teresa: Cute Love Quotes

Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other - it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.



Robert Louis Stevenson: Cute Love Quotes

So long as we love we serve;/ So long as we are loved by others,/ I would almost say that we are indispensable;/ And no one is useless while they have a friend.



1. Richard Bach - Cute Love Quote

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?



2. James Baldwin - Cute Love Quote

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

3. G. Moore - Cute Love Quote

Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.

4. Thomas Moore - Cute Love Quote

Came but for friendship, and took away love.

5. Leo Buscaglia - Cute Love Quote

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

6. Montaigne - Cute Love Quote

If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me."

7. Kyle Schmidt - Cute Love Quote

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.

8. Joan Crawford - Cute Love Quote

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

9. Henry Ward Beecher - Cute Love Quote

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

10. Rabindranath Tagore - Cute Love Quote

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.



It is the heart, and not the brain,

That to the highest doth attain.

--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



To infinite, ever-present Love, all is Love, and there is no error, no sin, sickness, nor death.

--Mary Baker Eddy



Where there is great love, there are always miracles.

--Willa Cather



If thou remember'st not the slightest folly

That ever love did make thee run into,

Thou hast not loved.

--Willian Shakespeare



Love doesn't make the world go round.

Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

--Franklin P. Jones



Love is a game that two can play and both win.

--Eva Gabor



Love is love's reward.

--John Dryden



As selfness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so love with its joys clears and sharpens the vision.

--Helen Keller



Love is the only thing that holds the dark at bay.

--Pam Brown



Love commands us to step out into nothingness--and bears us up.

--Pam Brown





Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.

--Margaret Mead





Love is like quicksilver in the hand.

Leave the fingers open and it stays.

Clutch it, and it darts away.

--Dorothy Parker



Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.

--Jean Anouilh



Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outwards together in the same

direction.

--Antoine DeSaint-Exupery



Thou wast all that to me, love,

For which my soul did pine:

A green isle in the sea, love,

A fountain and a shrine.

--Edgar Allen Poe



No man ever forgot the visitation of that power to his heart and brain, which created all things anew; which was the dawn in him of music, poetry and art; which made the face of nature radiant with purple light, the morning and the night varied enchantments; when a single tone of one voice could make the heart bound.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson



I am Tarzan of the Apes. I want you. I am yours. You are mine. We will live here together always in my house. I will bring you the best fruits, the tenderest deer, the finest meats that roam the jungle. I will hunt for you. I am the greatest of the jungle hunters. I will fight for you. I am the mightiest of the jungle fighters. You are Jane Porter, I saw it in your letter. When you see this you will know that it is for you and that Tarzan of the Apes loves you.

--Edgar Rice Burroughs



All mankind love a lover.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson





If you would be loved, love and be loveable.

--Benjamin Franklin





The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



Soft is the breath of a maiden's Yes,

Not the light gossamer stirs with less,

But never a cable that holds so fast

Through all the battles of wave and blast.

--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



There is no sorrow like a love denied

Nor any joy like love that has its will.

--Richard Hovey



O, there is nothing holier, in this life of ours, than the first consciousness of love--the first fluttering of its silken wings.

--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

It serves for food and raiment.

--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



He drew a circle that shut me out--

Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.

But love and I had the wit to win:

We drew a circle that took him in!

--Edwin Markham



Life's short and we never have enough time for the hearts of those who travel the way with us. O, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind.

--Henri-Frederick Amiel



Love means giving one's self to another person fully, not just physically. When two people really love each other, this helps them to stay alive and grow. One must really be loved to grow. Love's such a precious and fragile thing that when it comes we have to hold on tightly. And when it comes we're very lucky because for some it never comes at all. If you have love, you're wealthy in a way that can never be measured. Cherish it.

--Nancy Reagan



Love is the vital essence that pervades and permeates, from the center to the circumference, the graduating circles of all thought and action. Love is the talisman of human weal and woe--the open sesame to every human soul.

--Elizabeth Cady Stanton



Oh, rank is good, and gold is fair,

And high and low mate ill;

But love has never known a law

Beyond its own sweet will.

--John Greenleaf Whittier



For still in mutual sufferance lies

The secret of true living;

Love scarce is love that never knows

The sweetness of forgiving.

--John Greenleaf Whittier



If thou must love me, let it be for naught

Except for love's sake only.

--Elizabeth Barrett Browning



Love seeketh not itself to please,

Nor for itself hath any care,

But for another gives its ease,

And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.

--William Blake



The best portion of a man's life: his little nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.

--William Wordsworth



You've been in love; you know what it's like. It's a sense of delight, not just in the person you love, but in all people, in yourself, in life. Suddenly you see beauty, excitement everywhere. You're not afraid to express your love: passionately, gently, in words, or in silence. And you feel strong, generous, fully alive.

--George Weinberg





We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.

--Benjamin Disraeli



One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

--Sophocles



...and we ourselves shall be loved for a while and forgotten. But the love will have been enough; all those impulses of love return to the love that made them. Even memory is not necessary for love. There is a land of the living and a land of the dead, and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.

--Thorton Wilder



Him that I love, I wish to be Free--Even from me.

--Anne Morrow Lindbergh



One makes mistakes, that is life. But it is never quite a mistake to have loved.

--Romain Rolland



Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to joy, and makes right-royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts: but with it, earth is heaven and we are gods.

--R. G. Ingersoll



Youth's for an hour

Beauty's a flower

But love is the jewel

that wins the world.

--Moira O'Neill



Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself.

To melt and be like a running brook

that sings its melody to the night.

To wake at dawn with a winged heart

and give thanks for another day of loving.

--Kahlil Gibran



Two things cannot alter,

Since Time was, nor today:

The flowing of water;

And Love's strange, sweet way.

--Japanese Lyric



Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.

--Corinthians 13:4-7

Holy Bible (New Living Translation)



1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

7. Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.



Love is patient, love is kind.

It does not envy, it does not boast,

it is not proud.

It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.

It is not easily angered,

it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil,

but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts,

always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails.

Bible

~I Corinthians 13:4-8~







"Perfect love is rare indeed -

for to be a lover will require

that you continually have

the subtlety of the very wise,

the flexibility of the child,

the sensitivity of the artist,

the understanding of the philosopher,

the acceptance of the saint,

the tolerance of the scholar and

the fortitude of the certain."

~Leo Buscaglia~



There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer;

no disease that enough love will not heal;

no door that enough love will not open;

no gulf that enough love will not bridge;

no wall that enough love will not throw down;

no sin that enough love will not redeem...

It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble;

how hopeless the outlook; how muddled the tangle; how great the mistake.

A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all.

If only you could love enough you would be

the happiest and most powerful being in the world...

~Emmet Fox~







"Love is friendship set to music."

~E. Joseph Crossmann~



"Of all the earthly music, that which reaches farthest into heaven is the beating of a truly loving heart."

~Henry Ward Beecher~



Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

~Peter Ustinov~



"The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love"



What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

~Pearl Bailey~



"Sex is an emotion in motion."

~Mae West~



"Love is a fire.

But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,

you can never tell."

~Joan Crawford~



Lots of people

want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want

is someone who will

take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

~Oprah Winfrey~







The Time I've lost in wooing,

In watching and pursuing

The light that lies

In women's eyes

Has been my heart's undoing.

~Thomas Moore~



Time is too slow for those who wait,

too swift for those who fear,

too long for those who grieve,

too short for those who rejoice,

but for those who love, time is eternity.

~Henry Van Dyke~



Dance Me ~ Leonard Cohen



" I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,

in life after life, in age after age forever."

~Rabindranath Tagore~







"Love is a portion of the soul itself,

and it is of the same nature as the

celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise."



"Life is a flower of which love is the honey."



"The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved,

loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."



"The reduction of the universe to a single being,

the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love."

~Victor Hugo~







Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly

and without law, and must be plucked where it is found,

and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."

~D.H.Lawrence~



Life and hope for the world

are to be found only in the deeds of love.

~Bertrand Russell~







After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve

in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden

with her than inside it without her.

~Mark Twain~







For one human being to love another:

that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks;

the ultimate, the last test and proof,

the work for which all other work is but preparation.

~Rainer Maria Rilke~



Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters,

the former makes its exit.

~Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870)~







"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"



"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics

so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"



"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

THAT'S relativity."

~Albert Einstein Quotes~







And now here is my secret, a very simple secret;

it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,

what is essential is invisible to the eye.

~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~





THROUGH LOVE all that is bitter will be sweet

Through Love all that is copper will be gold.

Through Love all dregs will turn to purest wine

Through Love all pain will turn to medicine.

Through Love the dead will all become alive.

Through Love the king will turn into a slave!





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Passion makes the old medicine new:

Passion lops off the bough of weariness.

Passion is the elixir that renews:

how can there be weariness

when passion is present?

Oh, don't sigh heavily from fatigue:

seek passion, seek passion, seek passion!





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The intellectual is always showing off,

the lover is always getting lost.

The intellectual runs away.

afraid of drowning;

the whole business of love

is to drown in the sea.

Intellectuals plan their repose;

lovers are ashamed to rest.

The lover is always alone.

even surrounded by people;

like water and oil, he remains apart.

The man who goes to the trouble

of giving advice to a lover

get nothing. He's mocked by passion.

Love is like musk. It attracts attention.

Love is a tree, and the lovers are its shade.

~Jalaluddin Rumi~







it may not always be so; and I say

that if your lips,which I have loved, should

touch another's, and your dear strong fingers clutch

his heart, as mine in time not far away;

if on another's face your sweet hair lay

in such a silence as I know, or such

great writhing words as, uttering overmuch,

stand helplessly before the spirit at bay;

if this should be, i say if this should be-

you of my heart, send me a little word;

that I may go unto him, and take his hands,

saying, Accept all happiness from me.

Then shall I turn my face, and hear one bird

sing terribly afar in the lost lands.

unlove's the heavenless hell and homeless home

...lovers alone wear sunlight.





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yes is a world

& in this world of

yes live

(skilfully curled)

all worlds





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"... here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows

higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)..."





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may i feel said he

i'll squeal said she

just once said he

it's fun said she

may i touch said he

how much said she

a lot said he

why not said she

(let's go said he

not too far said she

what's too far said he

where you are said she

may i stay said he

which way said she

like this said he

if you kiss said she

may i move said he

is it love said she

if you're willing said he

but you're killing said she

but it's life said he

but your wife said she

now said he)

ow said she

tiptop said he

don't stop said she

oh no said he

go slow said she cccome? said he

ummm said she

you're divine! said he

you are Mine said she





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i carry your heart with me,

i carry it in my heart and i'm never without it.

anywhere i go, you go, my dear.

and whatever is done, by only me, is your doing, my darling.

i fear no fear for you are my fate, my sweet.

i want no world for beautiful, you are my world my true.

it's you or whatever a moon has always meant,

and whatever a sun will always sing is you.

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the trree called life

which grows higher and higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide

and this is the wonder that is keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart,

i carry it in my heart.



"i don't know what it is about you that closes and opens, only something in me understands

the voice in your eyes is deeper than all roses."

~ee cummings~







Existence=Sex & Passion



Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals

of a lusciousblood red rose, yearning to be experienced,

her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible.

Explosive fiery passion bursts from the belly of our

powerful undulating sun gripping our fertile mother

with a gentle intimate embrace, seeding, warming, feeding, breathing.

Chaotic fluctuating spasms of energy pop in and out

of observable space/time, penetrating our linear version of experience

from the unlimited, teasing reality, appeasing subjectivism, achieving bliss.

From floral ecstasy to planetary intercourse,

atomic sodomy to parallel universal foreplay,

life is sex... passion, orgasm and creation.

Copyright©Donovan







the wait



It seemed

like years

before

I picked

a bouquet

of kisses

off her mouth

and put them

into a dawn-colored vase

in

my

heart.

But

the wait

was worth it.





Because

I

was

in love.

~Richard Brautigan~







"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence."

~Erich Fromm~



Faults are thick where love is thin

~English Proverb~



"Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love".

~Charlie Brown~



"Love is the flower you've got to let grow."

~John Lennon~



"And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make."

~The Beatles~



Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you

But in your dreams whatever they be

Dream a little dream of me.

~The Mamas and The Papas~



"People think that love is an emotion. Love is good sense."

~Ken Kesey~



"It doesn't matter who you love, or how you love, but that you love"

~Rod McKuen~



One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love.

~Sophocles~



The first duty of love - is to listen

~Paul Tillich~



Any time not spent on love is wasted.

~Torquato Tasso~



Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

~Robert Browning~







The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud

is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom.

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

~Anais Nin~



The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.

~Henry Miller~







"Love is a great beautifier."

~Louisa May Alcott~



In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette,

which provides the meaning of life and art.

It is the color of love.

~Marc Chagall~



"Do you love me because I am beautiful,

or am I beautiful because you love me?"

~Cinderella~



''Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.''

~Jeanne Moreau~



"Love is metaphysical gravity."

~R Buckminster Fuller~



"The heart has reasons that reason does not understand."

~Blaise Pascal~



"Love conquers all."

~Virgil~



Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking.

The one is the shadow of the other.

~Carl Jung~



You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you.

~Dylan Thomas~



"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.

If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."

~Sir James M. Barrie~







"I hold it true, whate'er befall;

I feel it, when I sorrow most;

'Tis better to have loved and lost

Than never to have loved at all."



"Love is the only gold."

~Alfred, Lord Tennyson~







"Men always want to be a woman's first love--

women like to be a man's last romance."



When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself,

and one always ends by deceiving others.

That is what the world calls a romance.

~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray



"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless

garden when the flowers are dead.The consciousness of

loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life

that nothing else can bring.""Who, being loved, is poor?"

~Oscar Wilde~







"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the

real with the ideal never goes unpunished

~Goethe~



"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

~Woodrow Wyatt~







What greater thing is there for two human souls than

to feel that they are joined together to strengthen each

other in all labour, to minister to each other in all

sorrow, to share with each other in all gladness, to be

one with each other in the silent unspoken memories?

"I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved."

~George Elliot~







Oh when I was in love with you,

Then I was clean and brave,

And miles around the wonder grew

How well did I behave.

And now the fancy passes by,

And nothing will remain,

And miles around they'll say that

I Am quite myself again.

~A.E.Housman~



"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.



He felt now that he was not simply close to her,

but that he did not know where he ended and she began.

~Leo Tolstoy~







"LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired."

~Robert Frost~



"Treasure the love you receive above all.

It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished."

~Og Mandino~



"Love is a canvas furnished by Nature

and embroidered by imagination."

~Voltaire~



"Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods."

"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."

~Plato~







"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires,

and a touch that never hurts."

~Charles Dickens~



"If I know what love is, it is because of you."



"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go"

~Herman Hesse~



Wild Nights! Wild Nights! were I with thee

Wild Nights would be our luxury.

Futile the winds to a heart in port, Gone with the compass

Gone with the chart--Rowing in Eden.

Ah the Sea! Might I but moor-- Tonight in thee

~Emily Dickinson~



Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons,

longing, as all individuals do,

to overcome the separateness and isolation

to which we are all heir because we are individuals,

can participate in a relationship that, for the moment,

is not of two isolated selves but a union

~Rollo May~







I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he

asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first

I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so

he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was

going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes

~James Joyce~







One Perfect Rose



A single flow'r he sent me, since we met.

All tenderly his messenger he chose;

Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-

One perfect rose.



I knew the language of the floweret;

"My fragile leaves," it said, "his heart enclose."

Love long has taken for his amulet

One perfect rose.



Why is it no one ever sent me yet

One perfect limousine, do you suppose?

Ah no, it's always just my luck to get

One perfect rose.



"Love is like quicksilver in the hand.

Leave the fingers open and it stays.

Clutch it, and it darts away."

~ Dorothy Parker~







To My Valentine



Let's take a vacation

From the sordid ramifications

On the television Station.



I`ll treat you royal

My passions boil.

We'll be mysterious.

I yearn delirious!

I`ll make good food to eat.

And for dessert

A special treat.

Loving Kisses,

Hot and Sweet.

We'll play awhile and smile.

~Nicole~







Children's Thoughts on Love



"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,

but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

... Manuel, age 8



"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."

...Greg, age 8



"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with

how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular."

...Mae, age 9



"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.

French fries usually works for me."

... Bart, age 9



"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention,

but attention ain't the same thing as love."

... Alonzo, age 9 "



When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down

and they don't get up for at least an hour."

... Wendy, age 8



"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't

already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."

...Anita, age 8



"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it,

but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."

...Michael, age 8



"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ...

Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."

... Natalie, age 9



"I'm not rushing into being in love.

I'm finding my life hard enough."

...Regina, age 10
Rochelle5969
2007-11-22 10:31:59 UTC
My most favorite quotation was taken from the book "Bridges of Madison County" and it goes like this;



"I can't need you 'cause I can't have you..." very applicable to majority of people. As true love is so hard to find, finding the right one to love is far more scarce.



If you could teach your heart not to need people or someone that would prove detrimental to our lives and would hurt other people in taking the liberty on loving the wrong individual will be good for everyone that way a lot of people will learn to find happiness and contentment by just wanting someone and being satisfied with that special someone who would reciprocate the love we give in return and not waste it to people who are not right for us, committed to someone else or basically does not even care about us.

Read Bridges of Madison County and you'll get a lot of quotes that you could relay with....
2007-11-22 07:37:44 UTC
-the best things in life are the things unseen



-friends will walk in and out of you're lives, but the memories will always be there



(if ur single)- i'm not single, i'm just romantically challanged



-If abercrombie decided that breathing wasnt kool half the population would be dead in 124 hours



-of all da friends i ever met ur the 1s i wont forget and if i die before u i`ll go to heaven and wait 4 u.I`ll give the angels bak their wings and risk the loss of everything just 2 proove my friendship is true
Veronica
2017-03-01 13:05:05 UTC
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2007-11-22 07:45:03 UTC
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive well preserved body, but rather, skidding in sideways, cocktail in one hand,your hair completely windblowned, tore up from the floor up, totally worn slap out screaming......HELL YEAH...... WHAT A RIDE I'VE HAD!!!
revtobadblack
2007-11-22 07:41:49 UTC
Ti's better to have loved and lost

then never to have loved at all

W. Shakespeare

The love you receive is equal to the love you give

John Lennon

Love is the currency we use to buy happiness

R. A. Black



Happy turkey day.
twinkle*toes
2007-11-22 07:36:48 UTC
Write Normally!!!
Maximus
2007-11-22 07:38:21 UTC
Hope this helps, missy; prepare yourself for a long, very long list :)



Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!

Life in a vacuum sucks

You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.



Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Conserve energy... fart in a jar

Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow

isn't looking good either.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.

Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner.

Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I was only looking at your name tag, honest.

Quick, call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Endless Love: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.

Forget the Joneses. I can't keep up with the Simpsons.

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2.

For Sale: Taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

* Elayne Boosler

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Smile, everyone loves a moron.

My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

-- Robin Williams.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders?

Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield..

Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!.

I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

I always lie. In fact, I'm lying to you right now!

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!.

Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it!

Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...Boy do I love Congress!

Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing.

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...

My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.

No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

The trouble with life is that you're half-way through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!

I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island.

Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--ahhhhhhhhhh.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Happiness is your Mother-In-Law's Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton.

This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant.

Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

The two most dangerous things in the world: A Pollock with a computer and a programmer with a screwdriver.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.

Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it.

Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired.

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.

He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there.

Where there's a will, there's an attorney.

When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

What would have happened if Kuwait's main product was broccoli?

Save Water. Take a bath with your neighbor's wife!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?

Don't take life so seriously... It's not permanent!

An authority: someone who knows lots of things you could care less about.

A friend in need is a pest indeed!

My mother: A travel agent for guilt trips.

!Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]

Eat american lamb...ten million coyotes can't be wrong!

Not all men are fools...some are bachelors!

No matter where you go, there you are. Huh?

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Computer Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in!

Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector.

Penalty for bigamy: Two mothers-in-law. OUCH!

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Confusion: A hungry baby in a topless bar.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap!

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work!

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet..

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back!

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

This sentence contradicts itself: no, wait, actually it doesn't.

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back!

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking!

In the immortal words of an art history major: Do ya want fries with that?

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Elevators smell different to midgets.

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."

"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win you're still a rat."

--Lily Tomlin.

"F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!"

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."

--Woody Allen

"A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce."

--Don Quinn.

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.".

"The decision is maybe and that's final!"

"Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.".

"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.".

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

--Seinfeld.

"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.".

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.".

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

"We are the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked!"

- Homer Simpson.

She is not old … just well marinated.

-Heinlein.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Mental backup in progress-Do Not Disturb!.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met..

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

FACT: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program..

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due..

Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts..

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity..

Death is like God's way of saying, your table is ready..

And on the eighth day God said, "O.K. Murphy. You take over.".

Suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?"

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?.

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Who were the beta-testers for Preparations A through G?

Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo!

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

You’ll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure are a carrier!

Protect your bagels, put lox on them.

When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?

Definition of gun control: use both hands.

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disjointed pinocchio..

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die!.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles..

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem..

Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?.

I am not weird, it's just that everyone else is..

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed!.

If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?.

When it comes to your health, I recommend frequent doses of that rare commodity among Americans—common sense.

When you are down and out something always turns up—and it is usually the noses of your friends.

A diplomat’s life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and alcohol.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

How do most men define marriage?

A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such

a man. - Lana Turner

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

- Abba Eban

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.

A day without sunshine is like night.

A disagreeable task is its own reward.

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money stabilize the economy.

A free agent is anything but.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

A stagnant science is at a standstill.

A theory is better than its explanation.

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.

Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong.

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.

Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.

Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.

Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.

Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.

There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.

There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

There is always one more bug.

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

The tough part of a Data Processing Manager's job is that users don't really know what they want, but they know for what they don't want.

The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!

The two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both of these groups away from your machines, the reliability increases dramatically.

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

The trick is to stop thinking it is 'your' money. - IRS auditor

The trouble with life is that it's a do-it-yourself kit without instructions.

There is never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.

Any change looks terrible at first.

Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any good strategy will seem ridiculous by the time it is implemented. - Dogbert, in Scott Adams' "Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business.

The sun goes down just when you need it the most.

The tasks and chores that get rewarded, get done first.

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion.

Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Any line, however short, is still too long.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.

Always hire a rich attorney.

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!

Ambiguity is invariant..

Any wire cut to length will be too short.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.

Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator. - Claude Shouse

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening..

"Good crowd...good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd. I'm ok now but last week I was in rough shape... Why? I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."

"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!"

"My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens."

"When I was born..the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father...I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."

"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."

"I had a girlfriend that was so fat her belly button made an echo."

"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code."

"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying...Caution Wide Load."

"My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker"

"One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn't ride around her. I told her that I didn't think I had enough gas"

"I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets."

"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... her mother ripped in two when she had her."

Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.

Say no, then negotiate.

Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous.

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.

Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without.

The first time is for love, the next time is $200.

The floggings will continue until morale improves.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread.

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.

If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, promptly develops.

If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line.

If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.

If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you're in trouble.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

If you throw something away, you will need it the next day.

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

If you understand it, it is obsolete.

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

It works better if you plug it in.

If you want to get along, go along.

If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed.

Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.

If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, promptly develops.

If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line.

If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.

If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you're in trouble.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

If you throw something away, you will need it the next day.

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

If you understand it, it is obsolete.

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

It works better if you plug it in.

If you want to get along, go along.

If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed.

Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

It's always the wrong time of the month.

It's better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

It's Good Enough For Government Work.

It's Not My Job!

It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.

It's out of my control.

Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do..

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.

May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.

May you never leave your marriage alive.


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